Ayn Rand’s ‘Atlas Shrugged’ is coming to the big screen. Let’s hope it ‘s in 3D so that you can see the narcissism COMING RIGHT AT YOU!
Stephen Colbert
‎I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (via pandacake)

I'm Sorry I'm Such a Tragic Disappointment: An Open Letter To The American Public

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To whom it may concern,

I suppose I simply cannot reconcile the apparent contradictions that have forced their way to the surface. On International Workers Day 2011, they announced he had died. The evil man who had killed three thousand people on 9/11. Osama Bin Laden had been widely reported…

The Trump Rule: His History of Sexism

“Perhaps creepiest of all, Trump even once said of his daughter Ivanka Trump, “She does have a very nice figure . . . if [she] weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Classy.

ALASKA- Rafael Espinoza, Popular Cop, Is Illegal Immigrant

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — For years, the man known as Rafael Espinoza was widely respected as an exemplary police officer who was popular among his peers in Alaska’s largest city.

All that ended this week when authorities discovered he was really Mexican national Rafael Mora-Lopez, who was in the U.S. illegally and stole another man’s identity, officials charged.

“His reputation here is one of a hard-working officer, one who was very professional,” Anchorage Police Chief Mark Mew said Friday at a news conference announcing Mora-Lopez’s arrest. “The problem, obviously, is he is not Rafael Espinoza.”

You know you want to laugh at this story. Regardless of who you are, your political positions, how you feel about police officers, or how you feel about ‘illegal immigrants’, you want to laugh at this story.

george-lavender:

the-daily-robot:

This is the latest in what is now, I guess, a series of schematic looks at iconic videogame weaponry.  Behold: the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device!  This is a DOUBLE-SIDED poster (to satisfy both orange and blue enthusiasts) for sale on Etsy right HERE right NOW, unless they sell out. 

I want portal 2!

george-lavender:

the-daily-robot:

This is the latest in what is now, I guess, a series of schematic looks at iconic videogame weaponry.  Behold: the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device!  This is a DOUBLE-SIDED poster (to satisfy both orange and blue enthusiasts) for sale on Etsy right HERE right NOW, unless they sell out. 

I want portal 2!

ten seconds of laughter, “this is real”, three minutes of silence